Is it possible to make a single continuous route through all 202 intermission tracks, driving each one once?
No.
Darn. Can you come close?
You can do it by adding extra copies of a few tracks. The minimum number is nine. You can make a complete route by adding these extra tracks:
Cheep Cheep Falls >>> Wario's Galleon Koopa Troopa Beach >>> DK Spaceport Koopa Troopa Beach >>> DK Spaceport Koopa Troopa Beach >>> DK Spaceport Mario Bros. Circuit >>> Whistlestop Summit Moo Moo Meadows >>> Mario Circuit Peach Stadium >>> Moo Moo Meadows Salty Salty Speedway >>> Great ? Block Ruins Wario's Galleon >>> Sky-High Sundae
(Variations are possible. You could replace Wario's Galleon with DK Pass, Dandelion Depths, or Starview Peak, for instance.)
I'd have to drive Koopa Troopa Beach >>> DK Spaceport three times?!
No, you'd have to drive it four times. The three copies above are in addition to the complete set of all 202 intermission tracks in the game.
I don't want to drive the same track four times.
By adding the constraint that you can only add each extra
track once (so the whole route never includes a track more than
twice), you end up needing to add a few more tracks. Here's a
solution that adds 12 (but with no duplicates):
Cheep Cheep Falls >>> DK Pass Crown City >>> DK Spaceport DK Pass >>> Sky-High Sundae Faraway Oasis >>> Great ? Block Ruins Koopa Troopa Beach >>> Crown City Koopa Troopa Beach >>> DK Spaceport Koopa Troopa Beach >>> Faraway Oasis Mario Bros. Circuit >>> Whistlestop Summit Moo Moo Meadows >>> Mario Circuit Peach Stadium >>> Moo Moo Meadows Salty Salty Speedway >>> Wario's Galleon Wario's Galleon >>> Sky-High Sundae
(Again, variations are possible. I don't actually know that 12 is
minimal. If you find a better solution, let me know.)
So what would that look like?
It would look like this. It is broken up into fourteen
separate 16-race rallies for your VS Race'ing
convenience. (Well, the final rally is only six races, for a
grand total of 214.)
Each rally begins at the ★. The first rally begins
(with the ★) at DK Spaceport; each subsequent rally
begins where the last one ended.
Rally 1 race from >>> to 1 DK Spaceport >>> Mario Bros. Circuit 2 Mario Bros. Circuit >>> Whistlestop Summit 3 Whistlestop Summit >>> DK Spaceport 4 DK Spaceport >>> Peach Stadium 5 Peach Stadium >>> Crown City 6 Crown City >>> Faraway Oasis 7 Faraway Oasis >>> Dino Dino Jungle 8 Dino Dino Jungle >>> Salty Salty Speedway 9 Salty Salty Speedway >>> Wario's Galleon 10 Wario's Galleon >>> DK Pass 11 DK Pass >>> Cheep Cheep Falls 12 Cheep Cheep Falls >>> Dandelion Depths 13 Dandelion Depths >>> Starview Peak 14 Starview Peak >>> Mario Circuit 15 Mario Circuit >>> Acorn Heights 16 Acorn Heights >>> Boo Cinema
★
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13
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15
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16
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14
Rally 2 race from >>> to 1 Boo Cinema >>> Dry Bones Burnout 2 Dry Bones Burnout >>> Bowser's Castle 3 Bowser's Castle >>> Toad's Factory 4 Toad's Factory >>> Mario Bros. Circuit 5 Mario Bros. Circuit >>> Shy Guy Bazaar 6 Shy Guy Bazaar >>> Choco Mountain 7 Choco Mountain >>> Wario Stadium 8 Wario Stadium >>> Crown City 9 Crown City >>> Koopa Troopa Beach 10 Koopa Troopa Beach >>> Faraway Oasis 11 Faraway Oasis >>> Peach Stadium 12 Peach Stadium >>> Moo Moo Meadows 13 Moo Moo Meadows >>> Dry Bones Burnout 14 Dry Bones Burnout >>> Airship Fortress 15 Airship Fortress >>> Bowser's Castle 16 Bowser's Castle >>> Wario Stadium
★
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Rally 3 race from >>> to 1 Wario Stadium >>> Shy Guy Bazaar 2 Shy Guy Bazaar >>> Airship Fortress 3 Airship Fortress >>> Toad's Factory 4 Toad's Factory >>> Acorn Heights 5 Acorn Heights >>> Mario Circuit 6 Mario Circuit >>> Starview Peak 7 Starview Peak >>> Cheep Cheep Falls 8 Cheep Cheep Falls >>> Salty Salty Speedway 9 Salty Salty Speedway >>> Wario's Galleon 10 Wario's Galleon >>> Peach Beach 11 Peach Beach >>> Great ? Block Ruins 12 Great ? Block Ruins >>> Faraway Oasis 13 Faraway Oasis >>> Koopa Troopa Beach 14 Koopa Troopa Beach >>> Crown City 15 Crown City >>> Mario Bros. Circuit 16 Mario Bros. Circuit >>> Desert Hills
★
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Rally 4 race from >>> to 1 Desert Hills >>> Crown City 2 Crown City >>> Choco Mountain 3 Choco Mountain >>> Moo Moo Meadows 4 Moo Moo Meadows >>> DK Pass 5 DK Pass >>> Starview Peak 6 Starview Peak >>> Dandelion Depths 7 Dandelion Depths >>> Moo Moo Meadows 8 Moo Moo Meadows >>> Toad's Factory 9 Toad's Factory >>> Bowser's Castle 10 Bowser's Castle >>> Choco Mountain 11 Choco Mountain >>> Cheep Cheep Falls 12 Cheep Cheep Falls >>> Faraway Oasis 13 Faraway Oasis >>> Salty Salty Speedway 14 Salty Salty Speedway >>> Peach Beach 15 Peach Beach >>> Dino Dino Jungle 16 Dino Dino Jungle >>> Koopa Troopa Beach
★
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15
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Rally 5 race from >>> to 1 Koopa Troopa Beach >>> Faraway Oasis 2 Faraway Oasis >>> Great ? Block Ruins 3 Great ? Block Ruins >>> Koopa Troopa Beach 4 Koopa Troopa Beach >>> DK Spaceport 5 DK Spaceport >>> Whistlestop Summit 6 Whistlestop Summit >>> Mario Bros. Circuit 7 Mario Bros. Circuit >>> Toad's Factory 8 Toad's Factory >>> Dry Bones Burnout 9 Dry Bones Burnout >>> Boo Cinema 10 Boo Cinema >>> Starview Peak 11 Starview Peak >>> Sky-High Sundae 12 Sky-High Sundae >>> Wario's Galleon 13 Wario's Galleon >>> Cheep Cheep Falls 14 Cheep Cheep Falls >>> Choco Mountain 15 Choco Mountain >>> Whistlestop Summit 16 Whistlestop Summit >>> Crown City
★
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Rally 6 race from >>> to 1 Crown City >>> Wario Stadium 2 Wario Stadium >>> Choco Mountain 3 Choco Mountain >>> Peach Stadium 4 Peach Stadium >>> Toad's Factory 5 Toad's Factory >>> Mario Circuit 6 Mario Circuit >>> Boo Cinema 7 Boo Cinema >>> Acorn Heights 8 Acorn Heights >>> Dry Bones Burnout 9 Dry Bones Burnout >>> Moo Moo Meadows 10 Moo Moo Meadows >>> Dandelion Depths 11 Dandelion Depths >>> DK Pass 12 DK Pass >>> Salty Salty Speedway 13 Salty Salty Speedway >>> Dino Dino Jungle 14 Dino Dino Jungle >>> Peach Beach 15 Peach Beach >>> Faraway Oasis 16 Faraway Oasis >>> Crown City
★
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Rally 7 race from >>> to 1 Crown City >>> Desert Hills 2 Desert Hills >>> Mario Bros. Circuit 3 Mario Bros. Circuit >>> Wario Stadium 4 Wario Stadium >>> Dry Bones Burnout 5 Dry Bones Burnout >>> Mario Circuit 6 Mario Circuit >>> Moo Moo Meadows 7 Moo Moo Meadows >>> Crown City 8 Crown City >>> Peach Stadium 9 Peach Stadium >>> Cheep Cheep Falls 10 Cheep Cheep Falls >>> Wario's Galleon 11 Wario's Galleon >>> Sky-High Sundae 12 Sky-High Sundae >>> DK Pass 13 DK Pass >>> Dandelion Depths 14 Dandelion Depths >>> Boo Cinema 15 Boo Cinema >>> Mario Circuit 16 Mario Circuit >>> Dandelion Depths
★
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Rally 8 race from >>> to 1 Dandelion Depths >>> Acorn Heights 2 Acorn Heights >>> Toad's Factory 3 Toad's Factory >>> Choco Mountain 4 Choco Mountain >>> Shy Guy Bazaar 5 Shy Guy Bazaar >>> Wario Stadium 6 Wario Stadium >>> Bowser's Castle 7 Bowser's Castle >>> Dry Bones Burnout 8 Dry Bones Burnout >>> Toad's Factory 9 Toad's Factory >>> Airship Fortress 10 Airship Fortress >>> Shy Guy Bazaar 11 Shy Guy Bazaar >>> Desert Hills 12 Desert Hills >>> Koopa Troopa Beach 13 Koopa Troopa Beach >>> Dino Dino Jungle 14 Dino Dino Jungle >>> Great ? Block Ruins 15 Great ? Block Ruins >>> Salty Salty Speedway 16 Salty Salty Speedway >>> DK Pass
★
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Rally 9 race from >>> to 1 DK Pass >>> Moo Moo Meadows 2 Moo Moo Meadows >>> Mario Circuit 3 Mario Circuit >>> Toad's Factory 4 Toad's Factory >>> Peach Stadium 5 Peach Stadium >>> Koopa Troopa Beach 6 Koopa Troopa Beach >>> Crown City 7 Crown City >>> DK Spaceport 8 DK Spaceport >>> Desert Hills 9 Desert Hills >>> Whistlestop Summit 10 Whistlestop Summit >>> Choco Mountain 11 Choco Mountain >>> Bowser's Castle 12 Bowser's Castle >>> Mario Circuit 13 Mario Circuit >>> Dry Bones Burnout 14 Dry Bones Burnout >>> Wario Stadium 15 Wario Stadium >>> Airship Fortress 16 Airship Fortress >>> Dry Bones Burnout
★
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Rally 10 race from >>> to 1 Dry Bones Burnout >>> Acorn Heights 2 Acorn Heights >>> Dandelion Depths 3 Dandelion Depths >>> Cheep Cheep Falls 4 Cheep Cheep Falls >>> Starview Peak 5 Starview Peak >>> Wario's Galleon 6 Wario's Galleon >>> Salty Salty Speedway 7 Salty Salty Speedway >>> Great ? Block Ruins 8 Great ? Block Ruins >>> Dino Dino Jungle 9 Dino Dino Jungle >>> Faraway Oasis 10 Faraway Oasis >>> Peach Beach 11 Peach Beach >>> Wario's Galleon 12 Wario's Galleon >>> Sky-High Sundae 13 Sky-High Sundae >>> Cheep Cheep Falls 14 Cheep Cheep Falls >>> Peach Stadium 15 Peach Stadium >>> Choco Mountain 16 Choco Mountain >>> Mario Bros. Circuit
★
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Rally 11 race from >>> to 1 Mario Bros. Circuit >>> Choco Mountain 2 Choco Mountain >>> Crown City 3 Crown City >>> Whistlestop Summit 4 Whistlestop Summit >>> Desert Hills 5 Desert Hills >>> Shy Guy Bazaar 6 Shy Guy Bazaar >>> Mario Bros. Circuit 7 Mario Bros. Circuit >>> Whistlestop Summit 8 Whistlestop Summit >>> Koopa Troopa Beach 9 Koopa Troopa Beach >>> DK Spaceport 10 DK Spaceport >>> Crown City 11 Crown City >>> Moo Moo Meadows 12 Moo Moo Meadows >>> Mario Circuit 13 Mario Circuit >>> Bowser's Castle 14 Bowser's Castle >>> Airship Fortress 15 Airship Fortress >>> Wario Stadium 16 Wario Stadium >>> Toad's Factory
★
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Rally 12 race from >>> to 1 Toad's Factory >>> Dandelion Depths 2 Dandelion Depths >>> Sky-High Sundae 3 Sky-High Sundae >>> Starview Peak 4 Starview Peak >>> DK Pass 5 DK Pass >>> Sky-High Sundae 6 Sky-High Sundae >>> Salty Salty Speedway 7 Salty Salty Speedway >>> Faraway Oasis 8 Faraway Oasis >>> Cheep Cheep Falls 9 Cheep Cheep Falls >>> Moo Moo Meadows 10 Moo Moo Meadows >>> Peach Stadium 11 Peach Stadium >>> Faraway Oasis 12 Faraway Oasis >>> Great ? Block Ruins 13 Great ? Block Ruins >>> Peach Beach 14 Peach Beach >>> Salty Salty Speedway 15 Salty Salty Speedway >>> Cheep Cheep Falls 16 Cheep Cheep Falls >>> DK Pass
★
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Rally 13 race from >>> to 1 DK Pass >>> Sky-High Sundae 2 Sky-High Sundae >>> Dandelion Depths 3 Dandelion Depths >>> Toad's Factory 4 Toad's Factory >>> Wario Stadium 5 Wario Stadium >>> Mario Bros. Circuit 6 Mario Bros. Circuit >>> Crown City 7 Crown City >>> DK Spaceport 8 DK Spaceport >>> Koopa Troopa Beach 9 Koopa Troopa Beach >>> Peach Stadium 10 Peach Stadium >>> Moo Moo Meadows 11 Moo Moo Meadows >>> Choco Mountain 12 Choco Mountain >>> Toad's Factory 13 Toad's Factory >>> Moo Moo Meadows 14 Moo Moo Meadows >>> Cheep Cheep Falls 15 Cheep Cheep Falls >>> DK Pass 16 DK Pass >>> Wario's Galleon
Rally 14 race from >>> to 1 Wario's Galleon >>> Starview Peak 2 Starview Peak >>> Boo Cinema 3 Boo Cinema >>> Dandelion Depths 4 Dandelion Depths >>> Mario Circuit 5 Mario Circuit >>> Peach Stadium 6 Peach Stadium >>> Rainbow Road
h/t to @ImWhoreHay for the Racer's Delight font , and to
/u/Mister-Bison for the map image .